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rondetto On about 1 hour ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 02, 2019 @ 15:25:40
A man takes his elderly uncle to be measured for a suit, the old guy is in his seventies and has never had a made-to-measure suit in his life.

The tailor measures him for the jacket then moves down to measure him for the trousers.

He is taking the old guy's inside leg measurement and asks him what side he dresses on.

The old guy turns to his nephew and asks, "what does he mean by that?"

The nephew replies, "he wants to know which side your bits hang so he can make allowances for the bulge."

The old guy turns round and says, "just make them baggy at the knees son."
mrmhead 5 minutes ago




NE, Ohio
#2New Post! Nov 02, 2019 @ 15:55:45
I'll admit, I've never heard it put that way.
darkman666 On about 14 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Nov 02, 2019 @ 18:08:05
@rondetto Said

A man takes his elderly uncle to be measured for a suit, the old guy is in his seventies and has never had a made-to-measure suit in his life.

The tailor measures him for the jacket then moves down to measure him for the trousers.

He is taking the old guy's inside leg measurement and asks him what side he dresses on.

The old guy turns to his nephew and asks, "what does he mean by that?"

The nephew replies, "he wants to know which side your bits hang so he can make allowances for the bulge."

The old guy turns round and says, "just make them baggy at the knees son."


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