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rondetto On April 13, 2021




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 04, 2021 @ 07:35:34
One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.

And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicion of anything Foreign "
TenaciousDave On April 04, 2021
The Anus Of Satan





Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#2New Post! Apr 04, 2021 @ 13:37:02
As an American. I have to say
You're a jagoff
Darkman666 On about 5 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Apr 04, 2021 @ 14:23:46
@rondetto Said

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.

And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicion of anything Foreign "


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