Be sick like a pirate day....

Holy s***, I think I do have scurvy.


Never ever google medical aliments. You will turn into a pirate.

Argh, my maties...Quick someone make me mojito with lots of lime and rum to cure me.

I have peg leg syndrome.

Texts with Tiger start threads!!

I had just walked into the hospital room when I got that primate/pirate mistake. I laughed a lot way too loud.

I'm still ditzy, though it only took me one try to get to work not the three tries to leave the house this morning.

You saying you were ditzy and my wonderful misspell there was perfect timing.



arrrrr, autocorrect, not misspell. AUTOCORRECT. BLAME IT ON THE MACHINE! Arrrrrr

aye! t'was the phones fault, bloody scallywag.

Side note, if you google bloody scallywag, it's not nearly as scary as one might think. disappointed

Seriously though, I am stopping off at the pharmacy for some vitamin c and orange juice.

Or getting oranges from the farm. It could really be just stress and lack of sleep and the bleeding in the mouth this week was because I hit myself in the face really hard with a board.

Did I mention I was ditzy?

I'm taking benedryl and whiskey for my scurvy

however, google imaging scurvy is NOT fun and a lot more scary


hold me

Im to scared to google that. words is enough.
Google has me convinced I am going to lose a leg, find a parrot, and die by the end of the week.

***On a side note, it really won't be the first time a former parrot decided to land on my head and not go away. I named him squaky, and he either hated or loved Eddy Vedder. I'm not sure which.

There is a new pirate show on Starz. I watched a few episodes,

It isn't my feet that itch.