Baby or Babies.

Way down in County Cork , seamus's old lady had been pregnant
for some time and now the time had come.. So he
brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at
Seamus and said, "Hey, Seamus, you just had you-self a
son! Ain't dat grand!"
Seamus got excited by this, but just then the doctor
spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Seamus, you got you-self a daughter too!
She a pretty lil ting."
Seamus got kind of puzzled by this and then the
doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Seamus, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Seamus and his wife went home with their 3
children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember
dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use that dere Tree-in-One Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Seamus said, "Man, it's a darn good ting we didn't use no WD-Forty."

What if there had been 1001 in the house!!! Or hundreds adn thousands would be worse!!