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iwannano On May 19, 2010
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#1New Post! Apr 16, 2010 @ 02:45:40
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done any thing to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
JuanSmith On September 11, 2020
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#2New Post! Apr 16, 2010 @ 02:48:45
hmmmm
LuckyCharms On July 31, 2021
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#3New Post! Apr 16, 2010 @ 02:51:50
Cute.

Although I'd have to argue a bit. I'm a registered democrat but my answer was BANG! 8)
iwannano On May 19, 2010
Mountain William


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#4New Post! Apr 16, 2010 @ 03:03:07
@LuckyCharms Said

Cute.

Although I'd have to argue a bit. I'm a registered democrat but my answer was BANG! 8)



Same here .
Ko On January 25, 2011
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949 Orange County, California
#5New Post! Apr 16, 2010 @ 03:03:07
Kung fu!!
sTreetAngeL On January 24, 2022
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in a paradox,
#6New Post! Apr 16, 2010 @ 03:19:09
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