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Are You A Real Cowboy?

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JGurl86 On December 18, 2011

CandyLand, Texas
#1New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 15:56:57
An old cowboy sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my bar, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thoguht I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy

a great future,
#2New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 15:58:35
princess_90210 On November 05, 2008

Elmira, New York
#3New Post! May 23, 2008 @ 04:31:28
i dont get it...
kpharriso On November 17, 2016
Batshit crazy :)

Boganville, Australia
#4New Post! May 23, 2008 @ 04:33:39
l_teddy10 On January 27, 2022

Detroit, Michigan
#5New Post! May 23, 2008 @ 04:35:21
A real Cowboy wouldn't go to Starbucks.
JGurl86 On December 18, 2011

CandyLand, Texas
#6New Post! May 23, 2008 @ 14:48:09
@l_teddy10 Said
A real Cowboy wouldn't go to Starbucks.

He's not a real cowboy..he's a lesbian
xxdeceivingeyesxx On April 19, 2009


nowhere, California
#7New Post! May 23, 2008 @ 14:50:56
I was thinking this joke would go somewhere about f***ing and fantasizing about cows.
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