Anyone wanna fake action? (Yeah this sounds funny but you can make it funny as we

If you dont know what I mean is like

*Takes bat and swings*

but in other ways

Have fun with this!

*takes bat... and stashes it for later use.

*Makes poopy face*

*Runs to bathroom to take a dump*

*Puts a "Come in if you are a guy, if you are a girl, then i suggest you stay out cause you might not like this" Sign on the doorknob*

*look at the sign... grabs camera... shoves a random guy in the bathroom...* I'm not gonna type what I hear!

*Looks at guy, then you know what happens next*

*closes eyes... says: "yeah, I know. I caught it on tape. How much would this sell 4 at that shop??"

*Goes to pawn shop or any shop who would buy that take and cap them in the head*

*goes 2 pawn shop... give it back and say: "take that 2 the 'other' store." Ooooooohhhh. Steamy.

*Runs*

*laughs maliciously*

*BANG* *a bomb went off and everyone dies*



















The end.

But then out of the rubble I emerge the only survivor or am I.
I raid the off licence and rob ciggarettes of the dead shop keepers body.

NO! You are all dead

No you shot me you shot me in the arm