Annoying Movie theater experiences!!

I've had this happen a lot lately, you find a good seat and someone who weighs 675 lbs. decides to sit down right next to you, and you get pushed over to one side by the sheer bulk of the person!!

Or when someone who's 7 ft. tall sits right in front of you, and all you can see is the back of his head!!

Parents who can't find a baby-sitter, so they bring their crying and screaming kid to the theater!!

People who want to "Save" seats for their friends who haven't showed up yet!!

Gangs of teenage girls who talk on their cellphones with their friends!!!

There was some douchebag who walked into the movie 20 minutes after it started, speaking at a louder than talking voice volume. He wasn't shouting, but talking very loudly, and who talks during the movie anyway? He shut up a little later but then started up again.

I also get annoyed when people use their cell phones, even for texting, during the movie. The light is kind of distracting. This is something I've come to deal with though

I know the feeling. I had someone sit in front of me. Easy solution.....

MOVE!


So I did.

?5 hotdogs

Feet on the back of your seat

late arrivals

all other cinemagoers!

best bit: hoodie basketball
name that sticky thing on the floor
worst things:
the lit up screens of a thousand mobile phones
people who wont shut up during the movie
getting up to go to the loo what you couldn't have gone before the movie started?
laser pens
packet rattlers

I highly doubt someone that hefty is going to go out to a movie. Nor would they sit by you if they had any other choice.

People that seem to rely on their phones like it's a lifeline that can't be TURNED OFF or IGNORED for 2 hours. You're not that important, and if you are maybe you should be somewhere else.

When the ticket salesperson gives us a ticket for a movie that's started 15 minutes prior. How stupid can you be? We don't like being late arrivals, either!

I saw gay guys expressing their love.

I was blinded by a cell phone.

Babies crying in an extremely inappropriate movie at an extrememly inappropriate part

And the killer is............ WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Any big group of teenagers in a movie theater is a bad deal. Even worse though, kids (sometimes adults) that kick the back of your seat, and then when you look back they play stupid like they weren't doing anything.

On a different, yet equally annoying note, the prices are freaking out of this world. $9 matinee.. ridiculous!

$9 is ?5.40 here in the UK... I paid ?6 to go see Bruno on Saturday night and that was at the cheap cinema... So you're not getting a bad deal.

I can't f***ing stand people that eat loudly and rustle packets.