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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 24, 2023 @ 15:02:16
Things you SOULDN'T say on your anniversary:

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about your appearance.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I buy you, so I thought why bother.
4. I got you a present worth a quid for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a £5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, go on then.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
Darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 24, 2023 @ 17:53:05
@rondetto Said

Things you SOULDN'T say on your anniversary:

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about your appearance.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I buy you, so I thought why bother.
4. I got you a present worth a quid for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a £5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, go on then.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.


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