@rondetto Said 
My local launderette has started up an internet service wash.
They wash your clothes for you and then dry them online.
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Took my Spanish friend for a picnic.
She said "Gracias".
I said "Sorry I should've brought a blanket.
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I just rang Trip Adviser...
They said to walk about with my shoe laces undone.
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.Snap, crackle and pop this morning.
Anyways enough about my knees, toe, back, hips
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Been on a blind date with a girl who mixes concrete for a living…
Things were going great till I put my foot in it!
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My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend…
Honestly, I should have seen the signs!
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Apparently, it takes 3 sheep to make a sweater…
Do you know, I didn't know they could knit!
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.Snap, crackle and pop this morning.
Anyways enough about my knees, toe, back, hips
i know these three guys above, i used eat them in my ceceral, when i was a kid!
Mar 18, 2023 @ 09:41:17
