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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 18, 2023 @ 09:41:17
My local launderette has started up an internet service wash.
They wash your clothes for you and then dry them online.
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Took my Spanish friend for a picnic.
She said "Gracias".
I said "Sorry I should've brought a blanket.
___

I just rang Trip Adviser...
They said to walk about with my shoe laces undone.
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Snap, crackle and pop this morning.
Anyways enough about my knees, toe, back, hips .
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Been on a blind date with a girl who mixes concrete for a living…
Things were going great till I put my foot in it!
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My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend…
Honestly, I should have seen the signs!
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Apparently, it takes 3 sheep to make a sweater…
Do you know, I didn't know they could knit!
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Darkman666 On about 19 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 18, 2023 @ 20:10:59
@rondetto Said

My local launderette has started up an internet service wash.
They wash your clothes for you and then dry them online.
___

Took my Spanish friend for a picnic.
She said "Gracias".
I said "Sorry I should've brought a blanket.
___

I just rang Trip Adviser...
They said to walk about with my shoe laces undone.
___

.Snap, crackle and pop this morning.
Anyways enough about my knees, toe, back, hips
___

Been on a blind date with a girl who mixes concrete for a living…
Things were going great till I put my foot in it!
___

My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend…
Honestly, I should have seen the signs!
___

Apparently, it takes 3 sheep to make a sweater…
Do you know, I didn't know they could knit!
___




.Snap, crackle and pop this morning.
Anyways enough about my knees, toe, back, hips

i know these three guys above, i used eat them in my ceceral, when i was a kid!
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