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@rondetto Said

So I ask the waiter 'Have you got a game pie?

He said "Yes we have..its fought its way out the oven twice."
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I ran into the doctors today, "Doctor, Help! I'm shrinking!"

The doctor replied, "I'm busy right now, you'll just have to be a little patient"
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I ate a Yorkie the other day and it was delicious.

But I'll never be allowed to go to Crufts again.
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I've just come from the bank, wearing a full length evening gown.

"Why are you wearing that?" asked the manager.

I said: “You told me to provide proof of a dress."
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The other day i sat on a hairdryer .
That put the wind up me.
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