@rondetto Said 
I applied for a job as a joke explainer, I didn't get it.
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I Was up to my knees in cheese spread yesterday.
That's the last time I walk the Streets of Philadelphia.
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I was so tired last night I fell asleep NEXT to the kitchen sink.
I'm totally drained this morning.
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm clinic.
Do you just call them and tell them you can't come?
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I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...
Sew to speak.
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Q: Did you hear about the fire in the Wayne Rooney's library?
A: Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.
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The police just called in to tell me that if I wish to continue running around the house naked I have to do it inside in future.
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Cucumbers are really good for your memory.
Someone stuck one up my mate's bottom 30 years ago and he still remembers!
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As a cheese maker, I just opened a a new business just outside of Jerusalem.
It's called "Cheeses of Nazareth"
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one day, four pigs was playing in a muddy hole.
all suuden, three pigs came out of the muddy hole, completely muddy!
but, one of the four pigs that came out of the hole were wearing a black tux. the other pigs look at the four, and said; " something wrong with picture ??? "
the other pig that wearing the tux, looking down at himself. then, he said to the other pigs, " i think you are right!, i am in the wrong joke! "
May 05, 2025 @ 16:08:36
