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An Irishman walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll ya have?"

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HiImDan On August 02, 2020




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Mar 25, 2010 @ 17:07:04
The Irishman says, "Aye, please set down five shots of yer finest Irish whiskey and back each of 'em up with a shot a beer."

The bartender lines up 5 shot glasses and pours the best Irish whiskey they serve. He then pulls five tall beers and sets the glasses behind each shot glass.

The Irishman begins downing the shots and the beers, one right after the other, without even taking a breathe. All 10 drinks gone in under a minute.

The bartender says, "I have never, in all my days, ever seen someone drink that much alcohol so fast."

The Irishman says, "Well, lad, if ya had what I got, you'd be drinkin' fast too!"

The bartender leans in, with a serious face and asks, "What have ya got, old man?"

The Irishman says, "I've got one dollar."
Grasshopper On November 06, 2017
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Fort Collins, Colorado
#2New Post! Mar 25, 2010 @ 17:26:45
lol. Good one!
missygnome On October 05, 2010




lancashire, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Mar 25, 2010 @ 18:37:16
jonnythan On August 02, 2014
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Here and there,
#4New Post! Mar 25, 2010 @ 18:41:38


Well done.
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#5New Post! Mar 25, 2010 @ 19:34:48
Got me there

J.R.
Lfc1892 On August 10, 2010

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Dublin, Ireland
#6New Post! Mar 25, 2010 @ 19:59:46
I'll let ya away with it because you have some Irish blood running through ya
HiImDan On August 02, 2020




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#7New Post! Mar 25, 2010 @ 20:02:59
@Lfc1892 Said

I'll let ya away with it because you have some Irish blood running through ya



mamakat On April 08, 2010

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, Canada
#8New Post! Mar 25, 2010 @ 20:20:04
That's a really funny one!But 10 drinks for a dollar? Now that's a joke!
HiImDan On August 02, 2020




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#9New Post! Mar 26, 2010 @ 01:15:17
@mamakat Said

That's a really funny one!But 10 drinks for a dollar? Now that's a joke!



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All 10 drinks gone in under a minute. Methinks this is from where you got the 10 drinks in under a minute
uglyinpink On April 14, 2010




Altn, Illinois
#10New Post! Mar 29, 2010 @ 02:13:41
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