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rondetto On about 6 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 23, 2019 @ 12:37:54
An American woman goes to England to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says, "An English girl."

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you."

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked?

"The one I asked for, the English girl!"

"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait several months to see if it is a girl!"
Darkman666 On March 27, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 23, 2019 @ 15:29:27
@rondetto Said

An American woman goes to England to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says, "An English girl."

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you."

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked?

"The one I asked for, the English girl!"

"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait several months to see if it is a girl!"


rondetto On about 6 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Sep 23, 2019 @ 15:55:21
HI Buddy, how are things in your neck of the woods?
Darkman666 On March 27, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Sep 23, 2019 @ 16:12:33
@rondetto Said

HI Buddy, how are things in your neck of the woods?


everything in st. louis, at least, where I live now. st. louis is the horrible place this summer. if you have sinus issues, I been sick off and on, with my sinus, and get you really bad infection for quite awhile. it takes forever to get rid it.
rondetto On about 6 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Sep 23, 2019 @ 17:51:05
I also have problems, I take Otrivine spray for it. I'm not sure If you can get that where you are.
Darkman666 On March 27, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Sep 23, 2019 @ 20:52:29
@rondetto Said

I also have problems, I take Otrivine spray for it. I'm not sure If you can get that where you are.



I use a different kind of nasal spray, I use fluticasone actuation spray. it is great to use.
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