@rondetto Said 
Health warnings that should be on alcoholic drinks
Additional warnings on all alcoholic drink containers are under consideration, including :-
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ninja
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Alan
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE unwanted pregnancy
Dec 07, 2019 @ 10:32:45
