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rondetto On July 25, 2021




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 16, 2021 @ 10:25:38
The after-dinner speaker just didn't have a stop button. He burbled on and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine bottle at him. It missed, and hit the Chairman instead.
As the Chairman slid slowly to the floor clutching his head, he was heard to murmur, "Hit me again, I can still hear the bugger."
Darkman666 On about 17 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 16, 2021 @ 13:46:59
@rondetto Said

The after-dinner speaker just didn't have a stop button. He burbled on and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine bottle at him. It missed, and hit the Chairman instead.
As the Chairman slid slowly to the floor clutching his head, he was heard to murmur, "Hit me again, I can still hear the bugger."


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