Advice for straight guys

My advice: If your girlfriend has a gay male as a best friend, be nice to him!

Straight men don't seem to understand how much sway we have with our fag hags. If we tell her to dump your sorry ass, she's likely to do it. If she has a gay friend, make him YOUR friend. If he likes you, he'll put in a good word for you. Hell, you should be thanking him. He listens to all her gossip; goes shopping with her; helps her pick out clothes; provides a shoulder to cry on; and generally makes her a nicer, more positive person. If he weren't around, YOU'D have to do all that! By the way, all the incredibly erotic and amazing sex techniques that she knows... She learned them all from him. You're welcome.

its true

I wish I was a fag hag..

lol im a fag hag!!!!! lol yay

You're in luck. We're accepting applications.

God the truths?there are so many!

Advice needed! My wife's gay friend is leaving the country...what should I do?

Thats so true

Awesome! Where do I sign/make payments?

I used to be a fag hag...

That's all a bit cilche don't you think?
Not all gay guys are like that!

Did i spoil the mood?

So true there bud and very cute and funny post. 8)

My brother in law is gay and his boyfriend is great fun to go out with,we can have a real good b**** together about the two brothers(our partners)

See that awesomely great guy in the picture next to me, yeah, I'm his fag hag..... I him But I like to be a fag hag whore, so, yeah, where is that app?