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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 22:16:45
A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a bl*wjob?"

"What! Are you crazy!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"It's just a small bl*wjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"Baby... don't be like that."

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for pity's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#2New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 01:13:15
Ha ha, that happened to me once.

J.R.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#3New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 01:14:24
@jr_sanford Said

Ha ha, that happened to me once.

J.R.



really?
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#4New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 03:21:53
@HiImDan Said

really?

Not exactly, but I was overheard through an open window, "I'd like to kiss you goodnight."

J.R.
RobbyF On November 11, 2016




Silver Spring, Maryland
#5New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 03:25:05
An oldie but goodie!
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#6New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 03:30:50
@RobbyF Said

An oldie but goodie!



somebody made it a commercial at one point. A kudo to whoever finds it....
RobbyF On November 11, 2016




Silver Spring, Maryland
#7New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 03:32:43
@HiImDan Said

somebody made it a commercial at one point. A kudo to whoever finds it....



OHHH I remember that too! Shoot!
jonnythan On August 02, 2014
Bringer of rad mirth


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Here and there,
#8New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 03:33:53
@HiImDan Said

somebody made it a commercial at one point. A kudo to whoever finds it....


Ooh I remember that commercial, but not well enough to find it. Hm...
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#9New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 03:41:09
Found it here
jonnythan On August 02, 2014
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Here and there,
#10New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 04:13:37
That's a fake ad. I remember a real commercial that was somehow similar.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#11New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 04:27:56
@jonnythan Said

That's a fake ad. I remember a real commercial that was somehow similar.



He'd requested a goodnight kiss
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