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A young girl went to her boyfriends house for the first time

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HiImDan On August 02, 2021




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#1New Post! Apr 09, 2010 @ 06:56:16
A young girl went to her boyfriends house for the first time for dinner with his family. Soon after dinner started she had a terrible urge to fart,unable to hold it in any longer she let it go to which the father yelled at the family dog who was behind her chair "BANDIT!!!"
Relieved that everyone thought that the dog did it she continued to eat dinner until a few minutes later she once again felt the need to pass gas. This time it was a little louder but once again the father yelled "BANDIT!!!!"
The young girl was happy that no one even suspected her to be the culprit. About half way through dessert the urge came over her once again, and knowing that the dog had been blamed twice before decided to just let it rip.....This time the father yelled
"BANDIT!! GET THE H*LL AWAY FROM HER BEFORE SHE POOPS ON YOU!!!!!!!!"
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