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A young cowboy named Teddy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Jan 21, 2009 @ 08:09:56
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy named Raditz with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, Teddy bravely asks Raditz, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
Raditz slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, Teddy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
Raditz quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
roxygemini On April 16, 2009

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, Canada
#2New Post! Jan 21, 2009 @ 08:12:14
Ewwww....
JuanSmith On September 11, 2020
Shilsh-Aash yatasay





Near Eucalyptus Trees, Califor
#3New Post! Jan 21, 2009 @ 08:15:40
gross but funny
loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#4New Post! Jan 21, 2009 @ 08:24:34
l_teddy10 On January 27, 2022




Detroit, Michigan
#5New Post! Jan 21, 2009 @ 08:50:11
HA!
Wait, that's not cool man.
Why couldn't Rad eat my puke? Why do I have to be the puke eater?
roxygemini On April 16, 2009

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, Canada
#6New Post! Jan 21, 2009 @ 08:51:59
Omg I must be tired, cause I am giggling like hell over here.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#7New Post! Jan 21, 2009 @ 08:53:54
@l_teddy10 Said

HA!
Wait, that's not cool man.
Why couldn't Rad eat my puke? Why do I have to be the puke eater?



There yuh go, a puke-a-thon....
l_teddy10 On January 27, 2022




Detroit, Michigan
#8New Post! Jan 21, 2009 @ 08:55:41
I'm gonna use Rad's next bowl of chili as a spit cup. And I'm gonna chew an entire can and fill his chili with spit. And then he'll get stomach cancer. THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR VOTING FOR OBAMA!!
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