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Cpat92 On June 15, 2020
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Jul 30, 2012 @ 17:45:14
sweetheart5545 On November 06, 2013




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#3New Post! Jul 30, 2012 @ 17:56:12
Cpat92 On June 15, 2020
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#5New Post! Jul 30, 2012 @ 18:10:03
@JR_Sanford Said

That reminded me of the joke where two guys were hunting and one got a snake bite on his pecker head. The other guy ran to town and asked a Doctor what he should do. The Doctor said, "Make a cut, not too deep, between the bite marks, then suck the venom out with your mouth." "Well, what if I can't do that?" "He'll die", said the Doctor. When he got back to his friend, he asked, "What did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die."

J.R.



It's hilarious that each person in each joke is okay with their significant other and friend dying.
sTreetAngeL On November 27, 2019
root tedt ree





in a paradox,
#6New Post! Jul 31, 2012 @ 00:25:59
@Cpat92 Said

It's hilarious that each person in each joke is okay with their significant other and friend dying.



Would you have helped your friend, in the case of the snake bite?
Cpat92 On June 15, 2020
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#7New Post! Jul 31, 2012 @ 00:28:38
@sTreetAngeL Said

Would you have helped your friend, in the case of the snake bite?



If I could con a girl or pay a prostitute to do it then yes.

I got good news and bad news.

-What's the good news?

The venom is gone.

-What's the bad news?

The prostitute gave you herpes.

sTreetAngeL On November 27, 2019
root tedt ree





in a paradox,
#8New Post! Jul 31, 2012 @ 00:30:29
@Cpat92 Said

If I could con a girl or pay a prostitute to do it then yes.

I got good news and bad news.

-What's the good news?

The venom is gone.

-What's the bad news?

The prostitute gave you herpes.



Wut? You're in the middle of fecking NOwhere, the both of you! Aint no prostitutes around.

Are you his friend or wut?
Cpat92 On June 15, 2020
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#9New Post! Jul 31, 2012 @ 00:34:51
@sTreetAngeL Said

Wut? You're in the middle of fecking NOwhere, the both of you! Aint no prostitutes around.

Are you his friend or wut?



I'm his friend. You never said I was his best friend. Just kidding I don't know it depends. I feel like either of male friends would use that experience against me if I save them so it's highly debatable once it happens.
sTreetAngeL On November 27, 2019
root tedt ree





in a paradox,
#10New Post! Jul 31, 2012 @ 00:38:07
@Cpat92 Said

I'm his friend. You never said I was his best friend. Just kidding I don't know it depends. I feel like either of male friends would use that experience against me if I save them so it's highly debatable once it happens.



So you're telling ME....in the face of death... *taps chin in thought*....
you would worry about silly pride?




Cpat92 On June 15, 2020
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#13New Post! Jul 31, 2012 @ 00:49:09
@sTreetAngeL Said

But it's your friend who got bit; and he needs YOUR help. He needs you I say!



He's gonna die.
sTreetAngeL On November 27, 2019
root tedt ree





in a paradox,
#14New Post! Jul 31, 2012 @ 00:50:43
@Cpat92 Said

He's gonna die.



Finally! He ADMITS it!
Cpat92 On June 15, 2020
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#15New Post! Jul 31, 2012 @ 00:53:52
@sTreetAngeL Said

Finally! He ADMITS it!



Tried to hold off as long as I could.
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