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rondetto On 58 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 20, 2018 @ 16:26:58
A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons.
He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."
After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 20, 2018 @ 21:49:57
@rondetto Said

A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons.
He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."
After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister."


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