If there's one thing I hate, it's Drunkenness. I know that may not make me many friends out there, but I dislike the annoying obnoxiousness and idiocy that is included. That said...
My Mom just
She brought friends.
They're all Drunk.
They're being so loud I'll bet no one within three miles can sleep, and one of the people she brought tried to kill my cat with a chunk of Ice the last time he was here. Drunk that time as well. Also Very late at night. And my mother's drunk as well, so there's no reasoning with her. Right now they're swimming in my pool, and all I can do is hope they drown in it. Better yet, I'll poke a hole in their kidney and let loose the poison that they've been consuming all night slowly stop their heart.
Sorry. I get vicious when I'm angry. Especially with Drunk people. Anyone know how I can prove they were driving drunk? I'd love
to get the lot of them arrested right now.
Do you have an extension power cord??if so take the Female end off so all the wires are bare,walk out to the pool tell them it's turned on and threaten to throw it in the water if they don't all leave NOW.It could work,but could bury you so far in the s*** you won't see daylight for a very long time.