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rondetto On about 12 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 26, 2019 @ 12:15:50
A missing wife

Husband : Oh, she's 35 or something . . .
Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Colour of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Colour of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 BMW 3Litre with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...... at this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 26, 2019 @ 18:57:00
@rondetto Said

A missing wife

Husband : Oh, she's 35 or something . . .
Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Colour of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Colour of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 BMW 3Litre with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...... at this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.


darkman666 10 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Sep 26, 2019 @ 19:07:23
the difference a wife and your old car is easy to trade a old car in than your old wife, everybody can used old car. maybe not, a buyer can kick the old wife's tires, if she still have a good mileage on her.

maybe with this philosophy of mine , why I am not still marry by now.
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