A middle aged man,

@HiImDan Said

about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?" The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do." The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?" The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might."

@Bimbo Said

A handy tip - cheers!

@GSnap Said

Dan, is this a story about you!?

Dave, put that thing away!

@GSnap Said

Dan, is this a story about you!?

Dave, put that thing away!

@HiImDan Said

How'd yuh guess?*sings* I'm too sexy for this thong...

@TenaciousDave Said

You love it and you know it.

@GSnap Said

That thing makes me lose my lunch even late night.

@GSnap Said

You always make me swoon when you wear that bow! [smile]https://i.tfster.com/cache/i.tfster.com/cache/i36.tinypic.com/21csaw1.jpg">

@TenaciousDave Said

Then it has served it's purpose and my work here is done.

@GSnap Said

No it's not. You will be hell bent on irritating me again. And again.

@TenaciousDave Said

As I said before,irritating you is the only reason I come on here anymore.

@GSnap Said

Wow. I beat out you coming here for points.

Is it an honor or a curse?