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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Nov 20, 2008 @ 15:50:48
A mature gentleman named Teddy walked into a jewelry store Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side and told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

Teddy said, "I don't think you understand, I want something really special."

At that the jeweler, excited, went to his special stock and brought another ring over.

"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Teddy, seeing her reaction, said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and Teddy stated, ?by check?.

When the jeweler said that wouldn?t be satisfactory, the man replied,

"I understand. You need to make sure my check is good. I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.

Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned Teddy.

"There's no money in that account."

"I know, but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
loveis On January 15, 2010
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#2New Post! Nov 20, 2008 @ 15:55:50
l_teddy10 On January 27, 2022




Detroit, Michigan
#3New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 02:22:00
Ha! At first I was like, I wouldn't even spend 5 grand on any girl that I've ever met so far. Then I was like WHAT 40 grand? This isn't me at all. But then the end made sense.
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
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#4New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 02:23:50
floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
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#5New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 02:25:22
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#6New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 02:28:23
@l_teddy10 Said

Ha! At first I was like, I wouldn't even spend 5 grand on any girl that I've ever met so far. Then I was like WHAT 40 grand? This isn't me at all. But then the end made sense.



Kolene On January 19, 2021




, Arizona
#7New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 02:34:04
funny
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