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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! May 25, 2010 @ 02:17:10
A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt".
Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful @$$.
His birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful butt" tattooed on her posterior to show her undying love for him.
She walks in and tells the tattoo artist her husband thinks that she has a beautiful butt.
He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful @$$".
She then tells the man she wants 'Beautiful butt' tattooed on her @$$. The man tells her "I can't fit that on your butt, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt."
She agrees and gets it done.
On the man's birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe.
She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says "look honey."
She then takes off the robe she is wearing and bends over The man yells. "WHO THE PUKE IS BOB?"!
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