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A man was stranded on a deserted island by himself for 10 years.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Mar 18, 2011 @ 05:16:49
One day he saw something floating towards the island, and as it got closer, he saw it was a blond on a makeshift raft, and wearing a wetsuit.
She made it to shore and walked up to the man and asked how long he has been here. He answered 10 years. She asked, "how long has it been since you have had a cigarette"? He answered 10 years, so she unzipped a pocket on her wetsuit and gave him a cigarette. Then she asked, "how long since you have had a drink"? He answered 10 years, so she unzipped another pocket and pulled out a flask of whiskey.
She then started to seductively unzip the front of her wetsuit, and asked..."how long since you have played around"? He got all excited and asked..."do you have golf clubs with you"?
galastaray On June 08, 2016
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#2New Post! Mar 18, 2011 @ 09:20:50
@HiImDan Said

One day he saw something floating towards the island, and as it got closer, he saw it was a blond on a makeshift raft, and wearing a wetsuit.
She made it to shore and walked up to the man and asked how long he has been here. He answered 10 years. She asked, "how long has it been since you have had a cigarette"? He answered 10 years, so she unzipped a pocket on her wetsuit and gave him a cigarette. Then she asked, "how long since you have had a drink"? He answered 10 years, so she unzipped another pocket and pulled out a flask of whiskey.
She then started to seductively unzip the front of her wetsuit, and asked..."how long since you have played around"? He got all excited and asked..."do you have golf clubs with you"?



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