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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each

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HiImDan On August 02, 2020




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Nov 01, 2009 @ 07:20:41
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"
Kolene On July 25, 2015




, Arizona
#2New Post! Nov 01, 2009 @ 07:22:17
Fuuny. I'm gonna try that one with my fiance. See if he falls 4 it.
tardcore On May 24, 2010

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Between a rock and another roc
#3New Post! Nov 01, 2009 @ 07:26:33
God is laughing.
Sweet_Merry On May 28, 2019
One day. . . I will





Building my Castles in the Sky
#4New Post! Nov 01, 2009 @ 07:34:44
That's cute.
Kolene On July 25, 2015




, Arizona
#5New Post! Nov 01, 2009 @ 08:01:07
I tried it on him & it won't work. He says he'll make coffee, but not cuz the bible says so.
vekta On November 18, 2013




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#6New Post! Nov 01, 2009 @ 08:20:29
@Kolene Said

I tried it on him & it won't work. He says he'll make coffee, but not cuz the bible says so.



What you do is brew a pot of real Kona Coffee Beans and tell him he can't have any.

Then you smell your authentic Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee beans and tell him you'll be having it tomorrow...and if he wants any he'd better have yer freagin coffee AND a breakfast menu ready for you when you wake up.

fer ONE pound of Blue Moutain...
49thbrat On November 17, 2009

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Truro, Canada
#7New Post! Nov 01, 2009 @ 13:25:10
Alright!!
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