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ReAdSaLoT

Mar 07, 2009 @ 15:47:37

Q. What's the difference between publishers and terrorists?

A. You can negotiate with terrorists.

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Q. If you were lost in the woods would you trust for directions: the publisher who prints everything you write, an agent, or Santa Claus?

A. The agent, the other two indicate you are hallucinating.

Charles

, Christmas Island

Mar 07, 2009 @ 16:20:04

Some agents can be like Santa Claus. You only hear from them once a year and it costs you a small fortune of what you have earned all year.

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