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A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Oct 24, 2010 @ 03:00:44
Each student was instructed to being an object to share with the class that represented their religion. Next day, the first student got up in front of the Class and said, "My name is Benfamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Frnaces, And I'm a Catholic. This is my Rosary."

The third student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Tomy. I am a Methodist and this is a casserole."
CottonlessJoe On March 06, 2011




The Tropics, Australia
#2New Post! Oct 24, 2010 @ 03:07:02
I don't get it.
8FlOz On August 24, 2012
S.W.E.D





Fairbanks, Alaska
#3New Post! Oct 24, 2010 @ 03:15:57
@CottonlessJoe Said

I don't get it.



Whos fault is that?
CottonlessJoe On March 06, 2011




The Tropics, Australia
#4New Post! Oct 24, 2010 @ 03:37:02
@8FlOz Said

Whos fault is that?



Absolutely everybody's but mine.
8FlOz On August 24, 2012
S.W.E.D





Fairbanks, Alaska
#5New Post! Oct 24, 2010 @ 04:01:17
@CottonlessJoe Said

Absolutely everybody's but mine.





JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#6New Post! Feb 24, 2013 @ 18:55:04
@HiImDan Said

Each student was instructed to being an object to share with the class that represented their religion. Next day, the first student got up in front of the Class and said, "My name is Benfamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Frnaces, And I'm a Catholic. This is my Rosary."

The third student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Tomy. I am a Methodist and this is a casserole."


I'm having trouble understanding the humor. Would being a Methodist help me to get this? Is the misspelling of their names part of the joke?

J.R.
magicgoat On July 05, 2013

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Stockbridge, Georgia
#7New Post! Feb 24, 2013 @ 19:02:16
@JR_Sanford Said

I'm having trouble understanding the humor. Would being a Methodist help me to get this? Is the misspelling of their names part of the joke?

J.R.


Western Protestants of the garden variety are known to enjoy food functions. Gluttons the lot of them!

Unless you're a Seventh Day Adventist . . . .
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