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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Apr 02, 2010 @ 15:50:35
Much to his families dismay the bride is twenty years old. His son, hoping to discretely avert disaster, takes his father off to the side and asks, "I don't know how to put this, but have you considered the fact that as humans, we are all mortal and are time could be up without warning. With this in mind I wish you would reconsider getting married. The old man thought a minute then replied, "Well, if she dies, she dies.
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