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rondetto On July 19, 2019




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 29, 2019 @ 14:43:05
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.

"Not at all, I reckon now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
darkman666 On 53 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Apr 29, 2019 @ 14:44:24
@rondetto Said

Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.

"Not at all, I reckon now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."


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