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rondetto On about 11 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 08, 2020 @ 13:27:51
There is an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterwards told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
Darkman666 On about 4 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 08, 2020 @ 16:50:40
@rondetto Said

There is an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterwards told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."



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