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rondetto On about 11 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 26, 2018 @ 13:26:51
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting lawyer attacked a witness.
"Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand pounds to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand pounds to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the Judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 26, 2018 @ 13:34:44
@rondetto Said

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting lawyer attacked a witness.
"Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand pounds to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand pounds to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the Judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."


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