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A boy went up to his dad and asked:

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Mar 11, 2010 @ 01:16:16
Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?

His father replies: Well, son go ask your mother if she would sleep with robert redford for a million bucks. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with brad pitt for a million bucks. Finally, ask your brother if he would sleep with tom cruise for a million bucks.

So the boy went up to his mom and asked her if she would sleep with robert redford for a million bucks. My god, of course i would she said. He's so good looking.

Then the boy asked his sister if she would sleep with brad pitt for a million bucks.
Are you kidding me?? She said. Of course i would. He's so gorgeous.

Finally the boy asked his brother if he would sleep with tom cruise for a million bucks.
I sure would, replied the brother. Who would'nt for a million bucks?

So the boy went back to his dad and said: I think i learned the difference between potentially and realistically.

So what's the difference? asked the father

WELL, POTENTIALLY WE'RE SITTING ON THREE MILLION DOLLARS, SAID THE SON. REALISTICALLY WE'RE LIVING WITH TWO WHORES AND A FLAMER!!
Slizer13 On September 13, 2010




Cragford, Alabama
#2New Post! Mar 11, 2010 @ 01:21:38
Heh..
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