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rondetto On about 15 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 06, 2020 @ 16:41:57
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


Get off the kids merry go round when you're drunk.
darkman666 On about 4 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 06, 2020 @ 16:56:32
@rondetto Said

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


Get off the kids merry go round when you're drunk.




i always knew when i was a kid, that merry go arounds were not safe on roads and highways!
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