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sidus On January 23, 2009




UNTITLED!, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 05, 2008 @ 19:09:57
A woman gives birth, and the doctor comes back into the room and says "I have some good news and some bad news"
woman: "ok.. well what's the bad news?"
doctor: "I'm afraid your baby's ginger... but the good news is he's dead!"
unspokenwords On October 16, 2019




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#2New Post! May 05, 2008 @ 21:11:53
I don't like this one, too mean.
adrinachrome On February 12, 2019




Fukitall, Arizona
#3New Post! May 05, 2008 @ 21:14:48
yeah that is a little cold.
iliterate_enginere On February 12, 2010

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Wichita, Kansas
#4New Post! May 05, 2008 @ 21:16:17
umm....I sorta wanted to laugh, but didn't. was just too mean for me.
trazore On May 06, 2008




Bellingham, Washington
#5New Post! May 06, 2008 @ 04:22:25
lol,, I found it funny!
chocycandy On February 01, 2010




dundee, United Kingdom
#6New Post! May 06, 2008 @ 04:24:51
soo not funny
iwannano On May 19, 2010
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kit On January 24, 2014




Fife, United Kingdom
#8New Post! May 06, 2008 @ 09:07:55
I laughed.. But just because I have a ginger friend and he tells jokes like this all the time.
redhead On December 25, 2008




, Australia
#9New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:35:17
I'm ginger. I laughed. What's wrong with you people. Dead baby joke time.
redhead On December 25, 2008




, Australia
#10New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:37:50
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
USA On May 25, 2020




Chicago, Illinois
#11New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:38:12
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chocycandy On February 01, 2010




dundee, United Kingdom
#12New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:40:39
@redhead Said
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


seriously you're sick
sidus On January 23, 2009




UNTITLED!, United Kingdom
#13New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:44:10
OK, i dont think dead baby jokes are funny. I just thought this one tbh, and i found it funnier cause my ginger friend told it to me
l_teddy10 On January 29, 2010




Roseburg, Oregon
#14New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:56:29
@redhead Said
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.



HAHA the first, second and last one are good. The other ones aren't really funny though.
l_teddy10 On January 29, 2010




Roseburg, Oregon
#15New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:57:24
I got one, but seeing as how people are easily offended here, I guess I wont say it.
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