A Wise Man Once Told Me . . .

There are two kinds of people in the world:

1) People who have looked at their own a*****e

2) People who will not admit that they have looked at their own a*****e

Discuss.

(P.S. - I swear to God, someone did say this to me once. The guy, a few friends, and I talked about it for over an hour.)

sazzie looks at her every day..............................ME

what does that even mean lol

Can you see your own a*****e? it's not in the most accesable place on the body is it?

That would take some contortionist moves. But then again there are always mirrors I suppose.

That wise man sounds alot like my 11 year old step brother...

Mirrors are the key.

I have discovered.......*suspense-inducing background music*........ THE KEY!!!

Jesus blesses you.

Now see, this really is a deep statement, cleverly wrapped up in vulgar packaging.... there are the people who have thier heads up thier asses, and they know it, and then there are those who have thier heads so far up thier asses, that only other's see it, we normally call the second type politicians

i've had a look, it wasn't nothing special and i kinda wish i hadn't but i guess sometimes you just have to see whats back there, afterall how the hell can you tell someone you have an a*****e if you have never seen it?

Word.

This is what it's all about.

i've seen the light and an a*****e too

My arse kinda looks like a Milky Way Magic Star..... (a chocolate star)

Wow.....