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rondetto On April 22, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 26, 2020 @ 19:11:11
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked.
"They're people just like you, your equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."
Darkman666 On about 4 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 26, 2020 @ 22:32:50
@rondetto Said

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked.
"They're people just like you, your equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."



HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#3New Post! Mar 08, 2020 @ 21:48:42
@rondetto Said

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked.
"They're people just like you, your equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."



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