A Romantic wife

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rondetto

Wrexham, United Kingdom

Aug 14, 2019 @ 08:40:19

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
He replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

Darkman666

Saint Louis, Missouri

Aug 14, 2019 @ 10:14:36

@rondetto Said

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