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rondetto On April 22, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 27, 2020 @ 12:42:46
A Nursery rhyme for the kids:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall had a defect
So he won ten grand with Claims Direct

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties
Now Jack can’t keep his heart rate down
And Jill’s got diabetes

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too coz he was gay

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its spine
And turned its wool to nylon
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Apr 27, 2020 @ 21:20:50
@rondetto Said

A Nursery rhyme for the kids:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall had a defect
So he won ten grand with Claims Direct

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties
Now Jack can’t keep his heart rate down
And Jill’s got diabetes

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too coz he was gay

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its spine
And turned its wool to nylon





you never heard what happen nursey rhymes's characters, i hope when they were alive got help by the government.

who i am kidding, nobody get help by the government.
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