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ReAdSaLoT

Mar 11, 2009 @ 04:37:46

A young man asked God how long a million years was to him.

God said, "A million years to you is like a single second to me."

The young man asked God what a million dollars was to him.

God replied, "A million dollars to you is like a single penny to me."

The young man said, "Could I have one of your pennies?"

God smiled and said, "Certainly, just a second."

loveis

brat-inella

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In the mirror,

Mar 11, 2009 @ 04:39:05

Ahhh, that is brill! Wish I could kudo that one!

SimplyxComplicated

Fort Worth, Texas

Mar 11, 2009 @ 04:43:53

Awh, poor dude ;x

backseatcynic

Henryetta, Oklahoma

Mar 11, 2009 @ 04:47:19

That's more than funny. That's God. Nothing's free but His love.

RrrendezVoodoo

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, New York

Mar 11, 2009 @ 04:53:25

Allyson

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, Michigan

Mar 11, 2009 @ 04:55:21

that was good

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