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rondetto On about 14 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 03, 2010 @ 17:05:43
A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

''May we see the new baby?? one asked.

?Not yet,? said the mother. ?I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.?

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, ?May we see the new baby now??

?No, not yet,? said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, ?May we see the baby now??

?No, not yet,? replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, ?Well, when can we see the baby??

?WHEN HE CRIES!? she told them.

?WHEN HE CRIES?? they demanded to know why.

?Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??

?BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!?
someone_else On August 30, 2012
Not a dude.


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American Alps, Washington
#2New Post! Sep 03, 2010 @ 17:06:33
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Sep 03, 2010 @ 23:36:37
there was 65 years old lady was going to have twins, one day, before give birth, the old lady died. there was an autopsy on the lady, and they found the twins were alive, and they look like two old men ! the doctor saw the twins were fighting, pushing each other, and the doctor heard them, arguing with each other, and one said to other : " no, go head !" and other one said : " no, you go head first ! "
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