Say it. It dont make any sense

My friend incouraged me to post this. We were talking ,and said some of things that are said dont make any sense. And we cant explain how they thought them up.
Like saying . I need to go to the rest room.
Ok I am not sure about you all. but I dont rest in that room, except maybe from a boring converstation with someone you need a excuse to get way from ,
So why do they call it a rest room, and can you think up some other funny ones that Make no sense

maybe they call is a rest room because you rest your butt on the toilet??

how about....

she fell asleep

You don't actually fall do you.. cause I think it would hurt if you had to fall over every night...

youll be laughin on the other side of ure face

thats a good one. I liked that

Ahhh so very true!

nightfall - it does fall either, i remember my son watching an episode of the tweenies and Jake got really scared cause max told him night was going to fall, and he wondered what would happen to the world if the night fell on it

Ok i have one for you why is it people say they have to take a crap i mean come on why would anyone in there right mind want to take it. i personnally give it i like to think of it as a deposit to the porcelain god

my mum always used to say come over here so i can slap ur a** yeah ok then mum and another fav was dont come crying to me wen you fall and break your leg

it's almost as bad as goose bumbs...i don't know but i do't grow geese!

ha ha ha... still wondering why we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway

u drive on a parkway?!

yeah, we have streets that are called Parkways. Like, it's in it's name, and we also call our Highways Parkways. It's rediculous!

Oh and butterfly... i've never seen a fly full of butter..well i have but it died very quickly

"I pondered how euphemism had given a veneer and glitter to a basic human
need. Euphemism - hypocrisy wrapped in politeness - turned a lavatory into a
washroom, a toilette, a bathroom, a powder room, and now it is called a
restroom. Interestingly enough, in the hectic life of America, this is the only
place where a person can really find some rest. It is a haven for a shirker. No
wonder, a lavatory is called a lavatory in an airplane; there is just no room for
rest there."

By S. Arif Hussaini, Weekly Pakistan Link

When someone says they'll pick you up to go somewhere. They don't literally pick you up. You sit in their car while they drive you.