People really don't pay attention to the bulletins on MySpace. One's been going around recently about some Matt Dawson guy. I've seen almost everyone repost it. I never repost bulletins because most of them (if not all) are fake and/or stupid. Well, I decided actually repost this bulletin, albeit a little strangely . . .
What I posted:
If you don't believe it, call the number. Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing.
Hi, my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS "READ PLEASE"!
Matt Dawson
615-867-5309 Home
Please feel free to call me for anything.
*hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your time
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615-867-5309
Anyone know this number?
Minus the area code, it's the name of a song by Tommy Tutone. We all know the song, about a girl named Jenny. The chorus repeats the number a thousand times.
Why does this matter? Well, if you can piece two and two together, you'll see that Matt Dawson's phone number is the same as Jenny's. Coincidence? HELL NO!!!
I changed the number, and no one seemed to notice. Moreover, I've gotten a couple of friends to copy the bulletin, not realizing that the number is fake. I believe I've gotten three so far to post it, without me saying anything at all.
This is insanely funny to me. Even if Matt Dawson is real or whatever, no one thought to question the number posted. I doubt anyone will call the number, so there's a chance that this will spread for a long time, perhaps becoming a solid MySpace bulletin . . . with my fake number. Thank you Tommy Tutone.
Satan wins again!