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delicate_snow_princess On February 18, 2007

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In a sunny dream, Florida
#1New Post! Jul 28, 2006 @ 18:30:48
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
11.) Playdough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
xohxthexironyx On December 25, 2006




Towards San Francisco, Califor
#2New Post! Jul 28, 2006 @ 18:59:06
deadguy On December 08, 2009




Bucuresti, Romania
#3New Post! Jul 28, 2006 @ 19:09:49
i seam to be one of the 80% of men that wants to mix brake fluid and Clorox
pop On April 10, 2007




the cool one,
#4New Post! Jul 28, 2006 @ 21:03:57
i told my dad about the clorox and brake fluid and hes actually trying it. rofl
xxbuzzinxx On December 18, 2010




Newcastle, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jul 28, 2006 @ 21:07:06
wots clorox and were can i get it frm
x_chanelle_x On December 09, 2009

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Untitled!, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Jul 28, 2006 @ 21:07:15
cool!
xphile2868 On July 01, 2015




Preston, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Jul 28, 2006 @ 21:19:54
why would you want to mix clorox and brake fluid if youre over the age of 12?
ibebatman On May 16, 2007




Renwick, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Jul 28, 2006 @ 21:22:46
*Is one of the 80% of men*

*kudo's*
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