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cobber On July 22, 2006

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#1New Post! Jul 16, 2006 @ 11:42:56
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala says, "Smoking a joint; come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says. .

"Fuuuuck, dude... how much water did you drink?!"
aces On December 23, 2013




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#2New Post! Jul 16, 2006 @ 12:00:58
23886 On June 30, 2009

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#3New Post! Jul 16, 2006 @ 12:08:10
jmo On April 29, 2021
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Yorkshire, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Jul 16, 2006 @ 13:04:55
lol
yellowrose On February 18, 2009




Cheshire, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jul 19, 2006 @ 12:20:40
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