Burglars mistake Cremated Remains for Coke

Seriously?! not sure if its true as it said "undertermined" where i found it but its screwed up none the less

When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time." Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

I swear thats a joke!

its gotta be! no ones that stupd right!? right?!

Bloody hell talk about random god almighty what idiots for starters and second what a way to waste a life hey obiviously thought the dealer was ripping them of so they shot him. What a way to go,at least they had the decency to bring back what was left of the ashes.

"Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

i just found that bit funny!

Yeah it did sound funny but couldn't there been some better way of saying that then what they said - bloody hell its a bit rich when they have snorted some of the ashes the dumbass

there is usually bone in the ashes, its never a fine powder

thats disgusting! what a bunch of plebs!