Nintendo has just announced that their new generation of consoles will now be called "Wii".
This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
In this nintendo news, a person said that "Wii stands for we". Now, their sentence should've been "Wii stands for that fascinating yellow liquid found in our foul toilets every day". I guess they forgot.
A few comics, like
Vg Cats and
Ctrl-Alt-Del have insulted this.
So? Around fifty million people are throwing up at the idea. The jokes suddenly came on.
SO HERE IS A RANDOM PAGE OF JOKES THAT PEOPLE MADE UP.
"Mum, can I go play with my Wii?"
"Mum, my friends coming over with his Wii. I'm gonna hook my Wii up with his Wii!"
"I love games so much, I'm gonna go hump my Wii."
"My Wii is precious!"
"My Wii is worth hundreds!"
"I can play games with my Wii!"
"Can I bring my Wii to school and let everyone see it, mum?"
"My Wii doesn't look gross!"
"Since when is playing with your Wii abnormal? I do it all the time!"
"Dad, they sell Wii at grocery stores now!"
"I love to play with my friends Wii."
"Look! Here comes the ad about how you can play with Wii!"
"Now up on Nintendo channel; how to make games and play them on your Wii."
UPDATE: Arrgh! Forgot about the News forum!
Apr 30, 2006 @ 08:25:30
